You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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