He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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