I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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