I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
