i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
