I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
