so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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