"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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