We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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