how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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