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(813): View more from Florida

Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?

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(323): View more from California

How did I end up in the pool?!

(480): View more from Arizona

Welcome to ASU

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today

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(951): View more from California

Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

(1-951): View more from California

I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?

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