bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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