Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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