He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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