ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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