Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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