sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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