is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
there is puke in my bra ... again
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