discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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