Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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