I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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