its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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