Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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