Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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