I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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