we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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