is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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