I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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