I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize
