I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
