I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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