Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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