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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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