is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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