Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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