it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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