I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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