i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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