please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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