i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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