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say what?
wanna hang out?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No I am not eating basil off your cock
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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