Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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