love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My cat gives me a boner
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
