We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
