Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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