At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
