We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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