Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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