Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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