If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You made out with two different species that night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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